Bronx Brewery Published April 1, 2015 at 540 × 960 in Top 10 Breweries Named After Rivers that Are Great For Dumping Bodies. 7. Bronx Brewery. You’re gonna split hairs that this isn’t a river-named brewing co.? Whatareyou a friggin’ moron? You want bodies of water? Fine: Meadowlands. Pelham Bay. The frigging East River. You want bodies? I’ll show you bodies.